A) Leap out of bed each morning before 0600
B) Then, before breakfast:
1) Run five miles
2) Do 400 sit ups
3) Read the New York Times & Wall Street Journal from cover to cover
4) Solve Global Warming
5) Negotiate peace for at least one war or two regional conflicts
6-a) Raise $600K for Biden’s 2028 election campaign
(yes, he has decided to run again)
(or — take your pick)
6-b) Raise $600K for President Trump’s third term re-election campaign
(yes, he will amend the Constitution by Executive Order so he can run again)
7) Lose ten pounds
8) Compose a symphony
9) Write another chapter in the Great American Novel
10) Leap a tall building in a single bound
C) And a final resolution:
11) Not feel guilty if you fail to fulfill your New Year’s Resolutions